Wise Old King

Who Is The Wise Old King?
In the glorious castle atop the hill in Brightvale the Wise Old King Hagan sits upon his thrown. Hagan is forever seeking knowledge, and it is your job to impress him.

Note: Since this is a site feature that gives out neopoint rewards and prizes, you may not visit King Hagan on your side accounts. For more information look at our Side accounts guide.

Impress The King
Naturally, this Wise Old King is in search for as much knowledge and wisdom anyone can bestow on him. So, try your luck by selecting options from the drop down menus. You can click on the *Leave blank* and that section does not count towards your words of wisdom. The "Show All Choices" button is for when you select *Leave blank* on accident or change your mind and that part disappears. You can click this button and all the parts will be visible once again.
 

Wise Old King Welcome to the throne room of the illustrious King Hagan. (Doesn't he look wise and all that?)   Why don't you try cheering him up? Tell him a joke using the options below. If he likes it, you may get a faboo prize. *Ooohhh* If he doesn't like it... who knows what will happen. He's been an angry sort of fellow lately. You can try twice per day. Please do not create multiple accounts in order to play Grumpy Old King. We will freeze people we see doing this because its cheating! Your Words of Wisdom:   Select part 1*Leave blank*A wise friend once told me thatCaution is important when dealing withFortunate is the one who understands thatI believe thatI've always said thatIf there's one think I can't stand, itsIt's a sad day when you can no longer trustNever trustOne should never assume thatPity those who underestimateThe last thing anyone needs isThere's something to be said forYou can do a lot worse than Select part 2*Leave blank*a friendan enemybeautybraverycharitydesireenemiesfriendsgreedhard workhatredhonorjealousykindnessnaturepeacepridesuccessthere's nothing quite likevanitywarwisdom Select part 3*Leave blank*are comparable toare equivalent toare likeare similar tois comparable tois equivalent tois likeis similar tolike Select part 4*Leave blank*the agility ofthe allure ofthe appeal ofthe charm ofthe courage ofthe demands ofthe greed ofthe heart ofthe honor ofthe intelligence ofthe judgement ofthe power ofthe pride ofthe quickness ofthe tenacity ofthe wrath of Select part 5*Leave blank*aa family ofa flock ofa herd ofa school ofa team ofanatthe Select part 6*Leave blank*ChristmasDariganFaerieHalloweenMaraquanQuigukiTyrannianTyrannianUsukiacrobaticadventurousangryapplearrogantasparagusaubergineavocadobabybashfulblackblueblueberryboringbravebrowncheckeredchokatocloudcoconutcompetitiveconfusedcourageouscuddlycuriousdesertdiscodurianeagerelectricevilfaerieferociousfiercefieryfirefriendlyfrolickingfunlovingghostglowinggoldgooseberrygreengreyhappy-go-luckyhealthyhungryiceinquisitiveintelligentinventiveinvisibleislandjellyjoyfullemonlimelonelyloveableloyalmischievousmutantorangeoutgoingpeapeachpearpineapplepinkpirateplayfulplumplushiepopularpurplerainbowrambunctiousrampagingredreluctantrobotroyalsadshadowshopkeepingshysicklysilversketchskunksleepysnotsnowsophisticatedspeckledspeedysplitspongespookyspottedsquawkingstarrystrawberrystripedthornberrytimidtomatounpaintedvainviciouswhiteyellow Select part 7*Leave blank*Abominable SnowmanAcaraAcarasAckoAiraxAishaAishasAlkenoreAngelpussAnubisAvabotBabaaBaby BluBaby FireballBaragaBarbatBearogBilgussBlibbleBlookyBloopBloopyBlumarooBlumaroosBlunaBlurtleBoogieBoweenBruceBrucesBubblesBuzzBuzzerBuzzesCadroCandy VampireCandychanCatamaraCheerlubChezzoomChiaChiasChombiesChombyCirrusCobrallCombobotCrabulaCrokabekCybunniesCybunnyCyodrakeCyodrakeDeaverDiddlerDoglefoxDonksaurDrackobunnyDrackonackDragoyleDraikDraiksDuaElephanteElephantesErisimEyrieEyriesFaellieFangyFeepitFelfFirFlizzardoFlossetFlotsamFlotsamsFloudFlowperFrogarottFungreeFurwitchGX-4 OscilladroidGallionGanuthorGathowGebGelertGelertsGhostkerfishGhotiGhoulbleeGoulbleeGrarrlGrarrlsGreebleGrembleGrundoGrundosGruslenGulperHarrisHasseeHopsoHornsbyHorusHuggyIcklesaurIxiJetsamJetsamsJinjahJubjubJubjubsKacheekKacheeksKadoatieKarrenKauKausKhnumKhonsuKikoKikosKoiKoisKookithKorbatKorbatsKougraKougrasKrawkKrawkadonKrawksKrikketKyriiKyriisLeebleLenniesLennyLupeLupesMagaralMagtileMallardMazzewMeekinsMeepitMeercaMeercasMelvieMeowclopsMiamouseMirgleMoehogMoehogsMoltenoreMortogMynciMinciesN-4 Information Retrieval BotNarwhoolNeotrakNimmoNimmosNiptorNoilNoilkeetNurannaOnaOwnowPawkeetPeadacklePeoPeophinPeophinsPfishPikisPinceronPinkletPlathydonPolarchuckPooglePooglesPoppitPowtryPrimellaPsimousePteriPterisPuppyblewPwerkoQuadrapusQuiggleQuigglesRaindorfRamosanReptilliorRockRukiRukisScamanderScorchioScorchiosScrewtopSelketSelketSharkyShoyruShoyrusSkeithSkeithsSlorgSlorgclopsSludgySlugawooSnarhookSnomorgSnorkleSnowbunnySnowickleSpardelSpirkleSplykeSpyderStegoStopngo 400SutekhSymolTanizardTaweretTeasquitoTechoTechosTennaTigermouseTonuTonuTriffinTrumpadonTrunkardTurdleTurmacTurtumTuskaninniesTuskaninnyUggatripUltra Mega Bot 2000Ultra PinceronUniUnisUsulUsulsVullardWadjetWaleinWalking CarpetWarfWeewooWheelieWhinnyWhootWockiesWockyWoolypapithWreathyYullieYurbleYurblesZafaraZafarasZebieZumagorn   You can try once per day. Please do not create multiple accounts in order to play Wise Old King. We will freeze people we see doing this because it is cheating!

NOTE: Some are repeats in the drop downs - just like Neopets (ie: part 7 has 'Cyodrake' twice). This is not an error on our part.

Your Words Of Wisdom Make No Sense!
Naturally, sometimes King Hagan will not fall for nonsense.
 

Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "Never trust there's nothing quite like like the intelligence of a flock of apple Koi," you declare wisely. He ponders all that you have said.   Erm... have you been keeping up with your reading? King Hagan Says: That didn't make any sense at all. Preposterous! If I could go lower than an F-, I would. (246 out of 1000) You best be on your way before he calls the Castle Tutor.

King Hagan Already Knew That!
Sometimes the wisdom you wish to bestow upon the great King Hagan is not news to him and he will reward you a few neopoints, if any, for your efforts.
 

Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "One should never assume that hard work is similar to the honor of an arrogant Avabot," you exclaim knowingly. He ponders all that you have said.   Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 59 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow.

Not The Sharpest Tack, But Not Bad - B
Sometimes the King may find your knowledge knew to him, but not very impressive. For this, he'll grade you a B, and reward you a book.
 

Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "Never trust jealousy is equivalent to the judgement of the robot Ixi," you utter perceptively. He ponders all that you have said.   It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (625 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Brightvale Maps

 

Book Rewards
* means was found on A, # means found in both, not sure if they differ or if its all the same books for A and B?
Advanced Learning*	Brightvale Castle	Brightvale Maps#	Cartography for Beginners#	King Hagan

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Already Visited
Since you can only try to impress King Hagan once a day, he will not listen to anything more you have to say.
 

Ahh. It seems you have already regaled me with your wisdom today. Please return tomorrow if you have more to offer!

Out Studying
King Hagan gets his wisdom from his studies. During 8-9am, 1-2pm, and 7-8pm NST the King is studying and you will be unable to try to impress him.
 

It's time for King Hagan's daily studying session. He's off reading Brightvale Maps at the moment. (Such a smart fellow!) You should try back in an hour or so. He'll be overflowing with wisdom.

The button says 'Back to Brightavle Castle', which is actually where King Hagan's daily is. It actually takes you back to Brightvale itself.

Trophies
The daily itself may be based purely on luck, but there are trophies you can receive for being on the high scores table.
 

Gold Trophy

Silver Trophy

Bronze Trophy

Avatars
On September 26th, 2006, the avatar for this daily was released.