Alien Aisha Vending Machine
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine is a game of chance where you insert a Nerkmid into the machine like a token, and press some buttons in hope for a prize. Prizes are awarded randomly and are most commonly gross food items. There are occassions where prizes can be a Paint Brush or even another Nerkmid.
How to Play
When you arrive at the Vending Machine, you are greeted by an Alien Aisha. To use the vending machine, you must have a Nerkmid in your inventory and press the button below the machine to continue.
The Alien Aisha says, "My great machine will give you the loveliest foods in the world" Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize! (click here for the hi-scores!) 
Here are some pictures of Nerkmids, you can find them around the site. The better the Nerkmid, the more lovely the food you will get! UPDATE - You can now use the Golden and Platinum Nerkmids here also! 
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Nerkmids
Nerkmids are star-shaped tokens that can only be used with the Vending Machine. There are many types of Nerkmids with various rarities. Nerkmids can be obtained through random events, the Wheel of Extravagance, and the Battledome. Nerkmids can also be purchased from user shops, trades, and auctions.
| NerkmidsA list of Nerkmids that can be used in the Alien Aisha Vending Machine. | ||||
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Last Updated: February 16, 2026
Total Items: 20 | ||||
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Average Nerkmid |
Good Nerkmid |
Lesser Nerkmid |
Super Nerkmid |
Ultimate Nerkmid |
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Ultra Nerkmid |
 Aluminium Nerkmid |
 Basic Golden Nerkmid |
 Copper Nerkmid |
 Magical Golden Nerkmid |
 Normal Golden Nerkmid |
 Ultra Golden Nerkmid |
 Golden Nerkmid X |
 Golden Nerkmid XX |
 Basic Platinum Nerkmid |
 Normal Platinum Nerkmid |
 Platinum Nerkmid X |
 Platinum Nerkmid XX |
 Ultra Platinum Nerkmid |
 Magical Platinum Nerkmid |
Having a Nerkmid in your inventory will allow you to select the item to use in the Vending Machine. Additionally, you will be able to choose how you would like to operate the machine. The choices you make will not affect the prizes you get. Listed below are the options you can choose from.
Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons
and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat!
Your Nerkmids
Select a Nerkmid |
If you do not have any Nerkmids in your inventory, you will automatically get a message stating that you cannot play.
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Your Nerkmids
Sorry! You don't have any Nerkmids so you can't play :( You can find these hidden around the site, and also in the Marketplace. |
Prizes
Prizes are always guaranteed when playing the Vending Machine. Sets of prizes are given out ranging from Gross Foods and Fading Bottled Faeries to Paint Brushes and Nerkmids. Aside from items, the Vending Machine can also award random amounts of Neopoints ranging from 1NP to 86,000NP.
Peanut Seaweed Gum
Mmmmm mmmm I hope you enjoy your tasty treat! |
Avatar
Using a Nerkmid in the Vending Machine for the first time will earn you the Alien Aisha avatar.
Alien Aisha
Use a Nerkmid in the Vending Machine.
Tip: Read SunnyNeo's Alien Aisha Vending Machine guide for more info!
ALIEN
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Trophies
Just like all games, there are trophies that you can earn depending on your high score. For this game, high scores corresponds to the Neopoints earned. Neopoints do not accumulate throughout the month. It is based on ONE use of a Nerkmid and the Neopoints earned.
To earn a trophy, we recommend stocking up on Nerkmids and use them towards the end of the month before the high score table is cleared. There is a high chance that you will lose more Neopoints than earn when doing this strategy.
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