April Fools Jokes



Why this page?
Every year on April 1st The Neopets Team tries to pull everyone's leg by changing something to the site that is rather radical. For example in 2006 they told everyone they would have to start paying taxes for every page load. We decided to start making a log of TNT's April fools jokes, starting April 1st, 2007. From the years before 2007 we've tried to gather some information to give you insights in the older jokes.

With the navigation below you can go through the April Fools of previous years.

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April 1st, 2008


On April Fools 2008, TNT released the fuctional NeoBuddy System. It would start with you getting a popup, telling you that you have been selected to try the NeoBuddy Beta Test.



If you decided to ignore this invitation, you would continiously get new popups of different neopets characters who tried to persuade you to enter the NeoBuddy system.



It was not just Master Vex, there were also several other characters who served as potential buddies, you can see them all in the table below.


Sophie

Roxton A. Colchester III

Jazan

Hannah

Scarblade

Isca

Princess Amira

Master Vex

Dr. Sloth


They kept saying different things to you as well, sometimes the font size would even increase to make the popups even more annoying. Here's some of the things the neobuddies could have said to you.
- I'm not going to stop until you go get your buddy.
- A lot of people would love to be in your position... Go get your neobuddy
- That's fine. I can wait. I've got nothing better to do.
- Let's make this easier on the both of us... just go get your buddy
- Just give it a try...


If you gave in and clicked on the link to the NeoBuddy sign up, you would be taken to page with a questionnaire. You can see this questionnaire below.

Neobuddy (Beta)

If you are reading this it's because you have been selected to be one of the few Neopets users with an opportunity to join the beta test for Neobuddy. Neobuddy is a new site feature we're trying out where users are matched up with characters with similar personalities to their own who occasionally will pop up and help guide new users through the site, while providing helpful hints and secrets to more advanced users.

The beta test is only open to select users and will only be open for a limited time.


Match Your Personality

To begin, we're going to need to match your personality to one of the available Neobuddies. To do this please answer all of the questions in this quiz so we can get started:

  1. It's the weekend! Which sounds like the most enjoyable activity?

  2. You're on vacation on Mystery Island, but you forgot your wallet! What will you do?

  3. What would a devious dark faerie try to tempt you with?

  4. When you were little, you spent most of your time...

  5. Which of these would you consider your best quality?

  6. How do you get along with your siblings?

  7. What's your most common type of reading material?

  8. Which of these words do you like the most?



Afterwards, you will be teamed up with your neobuddy. Most people got teamed up with Bug Eye McGee, very few people got teamed up with Sir Fufon Lui. The other character results were different for each person, not that it mattered, you got stuck with Bug Eye or Sir Fufon Lui. Below you can see an example of the results page for Bug Eye McGee and Sir Fufon Lui.

Your closest Neobuddy match is: Bug Eye McGee

With a score of: 98%

  • Species: Techo
  • Hobby: Shivering timbers
  • One Day Hopes: that people stop telling him that's it's not nice to stare
  • Quote: 'Me big eyes are an advantage; they let me see lots more than I would if I had small eyes like everyone else.'
We found you would also match well with:
Dr. Sloth: 96%
Princess Amira: 83%
Jazan: 75%
Hannah: 72%





Your closest Neobuddy match is: Sir Fufon Lui

With a score of: 94%

  • Species: Chia (of which he is quite proud)
  • Hobby: Trimming his whiskers, sharpening his sword, and rescuing damsel in distress.
  • One Day Hopes: That people will one day stop making jokes about his name.
  • Quote: "Rapscallion! How dare you besmirch my family's good name? Ed Garde, you shameless reprobate..."


After you got teamed up with your buddy, the fun really began. Where as the 'potential buddies' were just continously asking you to join, your new buddy Bug Eye or Sir Fufun Lui would start to harass and insult you by contiously popping up on practically every other page.



Below you can read some variations to this example:
  • Why so glum, chum? Methinks that beautifyin' one of yer Neopets with a Pirate Paint Brush would do wonders for yer spirits...
  • I can't believe yer actin' this way! Is it something I said?!?
  • Away with ye! Thank goodness I'm not one of yer Neopets; if I were I'd be the saddest little sprog that the seas have ever witnessed!
  • Ye try yer best to be lendin' a hand to others, and this is how they repay ye? Pfft!
  • I must say, I be findin' yer demeanour rather troublin'. Is this how ye always treat yer friends?
  • Just get away! I can't even be standin' the signt of ye!
  • C'mon now, ye can't blame a lad fer tryin' to be helpful, now, can ye?
  • Is one of yer Neopets feelin' a tad under the weather? If so, get 'em diagnosed at the Neopian Hospital and then pick up a remedy from the Pharmacy.
  • I can't be takin' it anymore! If I ever be seein' yer eyes again, it shall be too soon!
  • What's the matter, sproggie? Have I worn out me welcome?
  • Y'know, a little appreciation would be nice. The occasional "thanks fer al yer kind advices, Mister McGee" would go a long way.
  • Arr! Are ye tryin' to replace me!?
  • Oh hey, I understand. Ye've no use fer me anymore. No need to be rude, though...
  • Alas, I've learned me lesson. A kind deed is an act that rarely goes unpunished...
  • All right, I get the message. If ye change yer mind, then, well... I'll just be over here.
  • Arr! I've absolutely had it with you. Begone!
  • Aye, what's wrong? Are ye not fond of me suggestions?
  • All right, I get the message. If ye change yer mind, then, well... I'll just be over here.
  • Ahoy! If there be a tastier assortment in all Neopia of hot dogs an' jacket potatoes than the ones you'll find at Hubert's, then I'll eat the buckle from me own belt!


A few different images of Bug Eye would be used in these events. Sometimes the images would grow to 500 x 500 pixels, which is pretty huge.



Since receiving Sir Fufon Lui was very rare, we have little information about him. Below you can see some images.



And some of his sayings:
  • Fie, I say unto you... fie! What's that you say, you don't know what "fie" means? Pshh!
  • All I wanted to do was give you the benefit of my boundless expertise, and in return I get... this!
  • Verily, you have proven yourself to be a reprobate of the highest order. Away with you!
  • I'll have no more of your scurrilous antics. Leave me be!
  • I say... this attitude of yours is rather unbecoming. You've deeply offended me.
  • To be honest, I only took up with someone of your ilk out of sympathy -- a mistake that I shall never make again.
  • You're lucky that handsome, dignified swashbucklers such as I would keep your company. I cannot imagine an explanation for this behaviour of yours...
  • Hmph! I say, you've really gone too far now. I'm starting to lose my patience...
  • Why, you cheeky rapscallion! How dare you brush me aside after all I've done for you!
  • Alas, I cannot carry on in such fashion. Perhaps parting ways would be for the best.
  • You dare to mistreat me so shamelessly? A pox upon your house, I say!
  • What seems to be the matter? Does being in the presence of such greatness intimidate you?
  • Are you sure that you want to brave the Neopian wild without an honourable protector such as I by your side? I wouldn't be so certain...
  • Why, you little scamp... your insolence is almost enough to make me reach for my scabbard!
  • As a master swordsman, I'm always searching for the newest, most powerful weapons. I've yet to visit Altador's Illustrious Armory, though. Would you like to accompany me on a visit there?
  • If you dare to go poking the lair of the Tyrannian beast, then I say... you're a far braver sort than I'll ever be!



Interesting to know is that same as in 2007, Premium users could get around the April Fools popups. By using the premium portal view, one was freed from all the annoying popups.