TNT Staff Tournament

Sometimes during the Altador Cup, TNT holds a staff tournament, where members of the staff compete against eachother. There were no staff tournaments during Altador Cup II, III and IV.



Altador Cup VIII Staff Information

Meet the TNT staff members who will be partaking in this year's tournament:

To play, set your TNT fantasy team's roster by selecting two forwards, two defenders, and a goalie. You have until midnight Friday to choose your team or make roster changes. You'll then be awarded points based upon the play of your staffers.

Team: Tyrannia
Position: Forward
Weakness: Inexperienced

Ugga ugga. (That means we're going to win!).

Team: Brightvale
Position: Forward
Strength: Ruggedly handsome
Weakness: Corrosive liquids

Lawyerbot is now so good at Yooyuball that it now only speaks about itself in the third person.

Team: Darigan Citadel
Position: Forward
Strength: Team-switching
Weakness: Team-switching

Comastar is currently getting used to the idea of playing for Darigan Citadel. Her greatest fear is to score a goal for the wrong team!

Team: Terror Mountain
Position: Forward
Strength: No keyboard turning
Weakness: Short attention sp--

Dragona is (as always) backing Terror Mountain. Though she avoids YYB since that Y12 incident, her Make Some Noise skills are nearly above par!

Team: Haunted Woods
Position: Forward
Strength: Dirty play
Weakness: Sunlight

I float like a bat and sting like a... bat.

Team: Krawk Island
Position: Forward
Strength: Pointy Sword
Weakness: Scurvy

I have been doing a lot of research about different Altador Cup strategies and I think I can really do well this year. Go Krawk Island!

Team: Moltara
Position: Forward
Strength: Magma rage
Weakness: Water

Senormalo spent the offseason strengthening his goalie skills by blocking incoming magma rocks. He hopes to inspire Moltara to a victory this year!

Team: Kiko Lake
Position: Defender
Strength: Immune to bananas
Weakness: Immune to bananas

Raised in the Tyrannian wilds by Myncies, Mr. Insane is back in fighting form this year, having tesseracted himself into the shape of a Klein bottle.

Team: Kreludor
Position: Defender
Strength: Power of biscuits
Weakness: Fire Yooyus

Fresh and awake from his space-hibernation (in space, no one can hear you snore), Undutchable is ready to take on familiar foes, plus some new ones!

Team: Altador
Position: Defender
Strength: Stretchy Pants
Weakness: Yellow subtitles

Despite being the home of Yooyuball, these past few years haven't been kind to Altador. That's about to change... this is for the creatures of the sun!

Team: Shenkuu
Position: Defender
Strength: Tricky Ninjutsu
Weakness: Speeding


Team: Lost Desert
Position: Defender
Strength: Four eyes
Weakness: Seven Yooyus

Watch out for Kid Hawk, who spent to offseason polishing his lenses.

Team: Faerieland
Position: Defender
Strength: Sparkling style
Weakness: Smelly Opponents

Marketing Maggie is ready to prove Team Faerieland can score big with great sparkling spirit on and off the field. Who's with me? Goooo team!

Team: Mystery Island
Position: Defender
Strength: I dominate
Weakness: Inability to not dominate

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the Meepits!

Team: Virtupets
Position: Goalie
Strength: Motorised Pigtails
Weakness: Quantum Entaglement

Training with holograms on the Space Station may give snarkie the edge this season. Or it may give her radiation poisoning. Or both!

Team: Roo Island
Position: Goalie
Strength: +10 Cheese Eater
Weakness: Prone to naps

Spirit, Determination & Grit. These are just a few words that Socktastic can spell. Clearly she's been training and with new skills like that.... we think she'll go far this year.

Team: Meridell
Position: Goalie
Strength: Math
Weakness: Spider Webs

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Team: Maraqua
Position: Goalie
Strength: Versatility
Weakness: A short fuse

I have been waiting for another chance to prove myself. In this tournament, I will not stand silent. I will unleash the carnage on the field!

And some lovely little buttons that came with the voting process for the staff tourney: